killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

tylerchokely:

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush

for people with only 1 tooth have some compassion

tylerchokely:

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush

for people with only 1 tooth have some compassion

why am I so stupid and bad at everything wtf I just took a practice quiz for apphysics and I got like half of it wrong how tf am I going to do anything correctly ever

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

Things that New Yorkers say

whitegirlsaintshit:

yappanese:

  • deadass
  • no lie
  • tell me how
  • no doubt
  • son
  • yo
  • guap
  • bird
  • grimey
  • peep this
  • tight (upset)
  • bet
  • nahmean
  • it’s brick outside
  • mad 
  • good looks
  • widdit
  • you bugging
  • come out yo face
  • yerrp
  • womp
  • fuckoutahea
  • juheard
  • you woulda thought
  • On deck
  • word 
  • b
  • HAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
imagine how many people who lie about being from New York that started incorporating these in their everyday speech as soon as they saw this post?

strideer:

girls are SOOOO pretty i wish boys could take a hint and pick up their fucking game. get some eye liner you hillbilly cavemen

pizzzatime:

aubreylstallardPaul Kirchner, The Bus