i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
no i think we should talk about the past
Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
the year is 2034
all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.