wow look at all these
- watch a dog lick your screen forever
- ever wanted to slap a bald guy with an eel?
- one of those circle picture things
- dont even get me fricken started
- this ones got a penis in it 17+
- has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet?
- make the fat lady eat apples or something
- you get a different colour every time
what a time to be alive
I think this is a very important post
So today in Design class the teacher asked if I would demonstrate how to cut a piece of wood at a certain angle and a girl in my class said “Zoe’s great at cutting! You should see her wrist” before I could even react the really quiet girl in my class got out of her seat punched the girl in the face without even saying a word.
I think I may have reblogged this already, but if I have, I’d like to use this moment to express my disappointment in everything ever. there’s got to be some sort of petition or something for Roy Brown, right?
this is fucking sickening
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
the entire show
This song alone proves why Katy Perry is a Pop icon above the likes of Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and even Madonna. Katy constantly proves her innovation and motivation to push boundaries that exceed the Pop world. This song is no exception.
merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup
learn how to talk like me
can we talk about the lyrics in lorde’s song 400 lux???