lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

officialunitedstates:

great thanks

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

hollabackharry:

the year is 2034

all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.